10.13.2007

"That's disgusting, put your skin away"

"The blue Volvo station wagon with Vermont plates in the parking lot was built by four hasidic jews" - overheard buying groceries on what was apparently 'free food for crazies day'

"Linda! Where's the midget bar?" - overheard in the backyard during a graduation party.

"Yeah...Jared Leto was amazing!" - slipped out of my own mouth.

"Anybody need a jewish dancer?" - overheard at work.